So wrong, it’s every kind of right

The disturbingly careful reader will perhaps recall my cunning plan pipe dream to stuff an LS9 into the back seat of a Toyota Prius.  Such a reader might have recalled the utterly batshit-insane homologation specials of Group B, which were high-level motorsports road-shredders stuffed into the least likely passenger-car chassis you could possibly imagine.  (Over at Car Lust, they imagine a Group B Chevrolet Citation with distressingly arousing results.)

I am delighted to inform you that it’s been done.

Well, not an LS9, but a V6 from a Taurus SHO.  And not a Prius, but a Geo Metro.  But holy fucking shit, man:

Go.  Read.

3 Responses to “So wrong, it’s every kind of right”

  1. 1 perlhaqr
    April 15, 2011 at 12:37


    We’re clearly destined to be friends.

    I have been thinking it’d be a lot of fun to drop a big nasty supercharged V8 under the bonnet of a Prius, tub it in the back for some big fat tires, and rebadge it as “Priapus”.

    The taste of hippie tears would be so sweet.

    • April 15, 2011 at 12:44

      “Priapus”? WINNER.

      I’m thinking bignormous Group B-style box flares and a Lancia Delta S4-style air-brake “spoiler” just forward of the rear deck, too.

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