If I eat unicorns, will I shit rainbows?

This has of course been all over the big truck, but… fucking LOL:

[W]hat makes this cease and desist so very, very special is that it’s for a fake product we launched for April Fool’s day.

No, it was the Canned Unicorn Meat.

The very special but also very real letter is from the National Pork Board, who claims we’re infringing on the slogan “The Other White Meat,” a slogan they’re apparently thinking about phasing out anyways.


We’d like to publicly apologize to the NPB for the confusion over unicorn and pork–and for their awkward extended pause on the phone after we had explained our unicorn meat doesn’t actually exist.

Yay lobbyists!

Now in the NPB’s defence, it seems entirely likely that unicorn ranchers could get a cut of the next Farm Bill’s subsidies — hey, it works for ethanol biofuel, eh?


1 Response to “If I eat unicorns, will I shit rainbows?”

  1. 1 Not Sure
    June 23, 2010 at 20:05

    “If I eat unicorns, will I shit rainbows?”

    No, but when you finally pass the horn, your legs will be quivering like a hounddog shitting peach pits.

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