I suppose it’s getting to be time for convocation (or “commencement”, if you prefer) speeches and their inevitable parodies. P.J. O’Rourke splits the two down the middle:

• Fairness, idealism, and other atrocities (LA Times)

(Hat tip: Cafe Hayek)

Not the usual fare for such things, but (as usual for O’Rourke) a pretty good read.