Violent Acres on what is (and isn’t) legal to do to oneself:

Heart disease is the number one killer in America. Yet, I’ve been spoon fed the ideology that I should love my body unconditionally while I’ve been simultaneously handed a helmet should I even look twice at a fucking bicycle. The odds are in favor of obesity killing me before an inopportune collision with a tree. However, there are no laws against eating myself into a sugar induced coma.

With priorities like that, it’s hard to believe the state has my best interests at heart.

Indeed.