Well, not really: I mean “beers of the Czech Republic, available in Vancouver”.  Anyway.

So I can get 500mL bottles of Czechvar for $2.30 and 500mL cans of Pilsner Urquell for $2.40.  I’m having more than a little bit of difficulty figuring out why I’d want to buy anything else when I can get awesome Euro-lagers for far less than the cost of a six-pack of anything else that doesn’t suck.

Can someone tell me why the Czech fucking Republic can import export its awesome beer to us from across the Atlantic fucking Ocean at delightfully low prices, but I can’t get Flying Dog here to save my life?  (That bit’s no longer true.)

Oh wait, no, never mind.

I don’t care.

See, I’m too happy drinking Pilsner Urquell that’s cheaper than Kokanee Gold to give a shit!

Never mind, as you were.